you win again, gameday.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
