Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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