I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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