i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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