We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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