thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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