garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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