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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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omg, i know.

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we're too high.

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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

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details?

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alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us

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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.

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She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.

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