I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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