I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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