ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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