I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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