watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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