kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
MIDGETS
????
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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