He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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