Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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