my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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