That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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