so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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