sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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