Where is the hickey?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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