I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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