Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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