I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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