If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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