She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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