wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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