she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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