The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
