I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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