Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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