Are we in a gay sports bar?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize