yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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