so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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