But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
now i know why i became what i already was.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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