Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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