Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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