Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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