But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize