He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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