Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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