All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize