I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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