just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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