singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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