My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Even my vagina gasped.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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