Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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