I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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