similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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