She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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