Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We are all done wearing pants today
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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