But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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