Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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