The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
two words: eviction party
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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