so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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