If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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